|No Defence Against A Dark Heart (thesnapelyone) wrote,|
@ 2009-02-13 14:05:00
Boredom at work
Boredom and Snapely are sour bedfellows. They produce things like this.
While working on a program brochure, this turned up in my rough draft:
'The Population of the United States is expected to increase from about 192 million to 220 million to the year 2010. This will increase demand for clowns who wear funny noses, and the industry for long, skinny balloons is projected to triple.'
'Small mammals are the largest group of trade workers, with well over 100,000 jobs that are expected to be stolen from their oppressive human overlords every year.'